‘Believe all women… except Amber Heard’: Chris Rock brutally mocks the Aquaman actress during stand-up for ‘sh**ing in Johnny Depp’s bed’ as ‘once you sh*t in someone’s bed, you guilty of everything’
- Chris Rock mocked Amber Heard during a recent stand-up routine in London
- The comedian tore into Heard over testimony from April that she had defecated in and hers and Johnny Depp’s bed in 2016
- Depp’s former security guard tested during the blockbuster defamation trial in April that Heard admitted to soiling the couple’s bed in 2016 as a ‘horrible joke’
- The defamation between Depp and Heard trial has been on a one-week recess, and is due to resume on May 16
Comedian Chris Rock tore into Amber Heard after a witness at her defamation trial against ex-husband Johnny Depp testified that she admitted to defecting in a bed she and Depp shared.
During a set in London on Thursday evening, Rock, 57, joked that we should believe all women, except those who defecate in beds like Amber Heard, 36.
‘Believe all women, believe all women except Amber Heard,’ Rock joked. ‘What the f*** is she on? She fucks in his bed! She’s fine, but she’s not s***ting fine. She s**** in his bed!
Chris Rock, 57, tore into Amber Heard, 36, during a recent set over testimony from her defamation trial against Johnny Depp that she defecated in hers and Depp’s bed
Depp’s security guard tested on April 28 that in 2016 Heard admitted to soiling the couple’s bed, and that she described it as a ‘horrible joke gone wrong.’
‘Once you s*** in someone’s bed, you just guilty of everything. What the f*** is going on there? Wow. And they had a relationship after that.’
Rock was riffing on the testimony of Depp’s chauffeur and security guard, Starling Jenkins III, who said in court on April 28 that Heard had left ‘a surprise’ in her and Depp’s bed after a fight in 2016.
Jenkins testified that while he was driving Heard to the Coachella festival California, Heard told him that the defecation was a ‘horrible practical joke gone wrong.’
Johnny Depp arriving at his defamation trial against Amber Heard on April 25 in Virginia
Amber Heard arrives in court in Virginia on April 21. The blockbuster trial has been on a break for the past week and is due to restart tomorrow
Depp testified that he was shown photos of the bed, and said that all he could do was laugh at Heard’s ‘bizarre’ behavior.
‘He showed me a photograph on his telephone of, it was a photograph of our bed, and on my side of the bed, was human fecal matter,’ Depp said, ‘It was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh. ‘
News of the defecation first arose in 2018, when The Mirror reported that Heard allegedly soiled the bed as a malicious prank after Depp arrived two-hours late for her 30th birthday party in April 2016
The photo of Depp and Heard’s soiled bed. Heard blamed the incident on Depp’s dogs at the time
Rock’s joked about Heard’s defecation in London on Thursday, during one of his first comedy shows since he was slapped by Will Smith at the Oscars in March
Sources claimed the warring couple’s housekeeper discovered excrement on the sheets after Depp stormed out of their Los Angeles penthouse following a heated row.
Heard has previously blamed the defecation incident on Depp’s teacup Yorkshire terriers, Boo and pistol.
The defamation trial between Depp and Heard is currently on a one-week break, and is due to resume again in Virginia tomorrow.